Wednesday, March 31, 2010

NO BIG WOOP

Another spring break at home. Somethings never change. Like my basketball skills.

But that's all about to change. Let me guide you through why:
1. New basketball shoes (And 1's. Bring on the fouls, baby).
2. I've forced myself to use my left hand -- shooting percentages have gone down dramatically, but I have developed a wicked crossover.
3. I've been practicing my around-the-back layup all afternoon. I'm basically a white John Wall.
4. I've acquired a fantastic basketball mentor, check him out. He makes my apples taste so mealy.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Happy Anniversary!

Today marks the one year anniversary of my beloved secret life. Thanks for all the kind words, presents, and congratulations! Assholes. You want to see me fail, is that it? You know what, it's okay, I can see why you'd be frustrated with me. Let's pretend I didn't take a month to post this update, and I'll forget you are self-absorbed narcissists :)