MAC FAIL

click to enlarge a bit. original link below. pffft, macs...



http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1938643

Life is Good

..but life is better when exams are over! Check out the SUPER AWESOME reaction buttons at the bottom of each post! Click one of them, I DARE YOU.

Q-Tip - Life is Better (ft. Norah Jones)

I'm With Coco

source: http://www.facebook.com/imwithcoco

ALSO: go VOTE for Conan in the 2010 TIME 100 Poll!

NO BIG WOOP

Another spring break at home. Somethings never change. Like my basketball skills.

But that's all about to change. Let me guide you through why:
1. New basketball shoes (And 1's. Bring on the fouls, baby).
2. I've forced myself to use my left hand -- shooting percentages have gone down dramatically, but I have developed a wicked crossover.
3. I've been practicing my around-the-back layup all afternoon. I'm basically a white John Wall.
4. I've acquired a fantastic basketball mentor, check him out. He makes my apples taste so mealy.

Happy Anniversary!

Today marks the one year anniversary of my beloved secret life. Thanks for all the kind words, presents, and congratulations! Assholes. You want to see me fail, is that it? You know what, it's okay, I can see why you'd be frustrated with me. Let's pretend I didn't take a month to post this update, and I'll forget you are self-absorbed narcissists :)

GET IN MY BELLY!

This is the only "good" thing Rod Stewart has ever done. Everything else I find unbearable to listen to. Also, it reminds me of fat bastard, go figure.

It's The Weekend!

...so let's go drink! Don't worry, i'll bring a bottle. Plenty to go around.



I'm joking. I'll bring two bottles.