NO BIG WOOP

Another spring break at home. Somethings never change. Like my basketball skills.

But that's all about to change. Let me guide you through why:
1. New basketball shoes (And 1's. Bring on the fouls, baby).
2. I've forced myself to use my left hand -- shooting percentages have gone down dramatically, but I have developed a wicked crossover.
3. I've been practicing my around-the-back layup all afternoon. I'm basically a white John Wall.
4. I've acquired a fantastic basketball mentor, check him out. He makes my apples taste so mealy.

Happy Anniversary!

Today marks the one year anniversary of my beloved secret life. Thanks for all the kind words, presents, and congratulations! Assholes. You want to see me fail, is that it? You know what, it's okay, I can see why you'd be frustrated with me. Let's pretend I didn't take a month to post this update, and I'll forget you are self-absorbed narcissists :)

GET IN MY BELLY!

This is the only "good" thing Rod Stewart has ever done. Everything else I find unbearable to listen to. Also, it reminds me of fat bastard, go figure.

It's The Weekend!

...so let's go drink! Don't worry, i'll bring a bottle. Plenty to go around.



I'm joking. I'll bring two bottles.

Bored?

Check out this sketch comedy group, The Imponderables.
I haven't watched them all yet, but I recommend Waldo Ultimatum, Foot or Die, and The Mechanic.

http://www.youtube.com/theimponderables

In the meantime, here's my favorite of the night:



The commentators are the best. UH-HUH! YEAH!, GET UP, YEAH! YES! YES! YES! OUCH!

(thats what she said).

...okay, ill stop now.

News... At The Edge of Your Seat!

Loaded with copious amounts of drum fill, just the way I like it.

Adventures in the Frozen Food Aisle, Part 2!

You didn't think there could be much more adventure after last time in the frozen food aisle, did you? You were wrong.

Made with REAL half and half?! I love white cream in my pasta...



The prepared meal (cheddar-wurst sold separately).



Mmm, another delicious budget meal in the crap factory. You know, I'm not sure the meals can get any more exciting, but I guess you'll just have to wait and see!