1. He likes this blog
2. He's a coastie
3. He's scandalous
4. He's just so darn cute when he sleeps
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8. Everybody put your hands in the air, ... touch your hair!
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10. He wrote, recorded, AND produced this song ALL WHILE... riding a bike. Let's see you do that.